Joanne and John
At the very same moment that I writing this post, my very dear and most favorite cousin... (yes you guessed it, I am talking about Joanne) should be walking up the aisle (or perhaps up the stairs) to go and meet her charming Prince and get themselves married at last... I do suppose that after 20 years of living together it was about time. I can just imagine her at this moment clinging on the her Dad's arm with a big grin on her face... Just ready to take the plunge.
The Mayor: "Do you Joanne take John to be your fun loving husband - even if you both have lived in sin for the past 20 years and the fact that your really handsome and absolutely gorgesous cousin Darrin who now lives in the south of France was unable to make it over?"
Joanne: "Well let me think... As for the sin part, it was so much FUN and as for Darrin, my heart is so sad that he couldn't make over, but I don't think that he would have fitted into the Bridemaid's Dress any way... Too tough for him"
The Mayor: Well in that case I pronounce you both Husband and Wife"
Get those Bells Ringing if you please - Ding Dong Ding Dong (don't you all think that I do a really good impersonation of Church Bells...?). I suppose that all the wedding guests are in the middle of throwing handsful of rice all over the happy couple's heads.
It's time to take the official photograph of the Newly Weds... Ok everyone say "Cheese". Aren't they just so cute... they are nearly good enough too eat :o)
Yes, now that done... we can start the Party. Come on Joanne, get yourself on that dansefloor and shake you boobies baby.
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Message for Joanne and John...
Behind all this good humour, I must say that I am quite sad that I wasn't able to pop over for such an important moment in your life. But you know that out of sight does not mean Out Of Mind.
Love, Hugs and Kisses. Darrin
