CowBoy Boots

To try and calme myself down, I decided to go surfing on the net, and while I was surfing I found this joke.

Cowboy Boots Sam had always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots.

Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them and wears them back home. He walks into the living room and says to his wife "Notice anything different, Helen?"

Helen looks him over and says "Nope."

Sam says excitedly "Come on, Helen, take a good look. Notice anything different about me?"

Helen looks again and says "Nope."

Frustrated, Sam storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room, completely naked except for his boots.

Again he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT?"

Helen looks up and says "Sam, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."

Furious, Sam yells "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, HELEN? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!"

To which Helen replies "Shoulda bought a hat, Sam, shoulda bought a hat."